Tuesday, November 21, 2006

Three Wooden Crosses...

A farmer and a teacher
A hooker and a preacher
Riding on a midnight bus
Bound for Mexico
One was headed for vacation
One for higher education
And two of them were searchin' for lost souls

That driver never ever saw the stop sign
And 18 wheelers can't stop on a dime

There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway
Why there's not four of them heaven only knows
I guess it's not what you take
When you leave this world behind you
It's what you leave behind you when you go

That farmer left a harvest
A home and 80 acres
The faith and love for growing things
In his young son's heart

And that teacher left her wisdom
In the minds of lots of children
Did her best to give 'em all
A better start

And that preacher whispered
"Can't you see the promised land?"
As he lay his blood stained Bible
In that hooker's hand

There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway
Why there's not four of them heaven only knows
I guess it's not what you take
When you leave this world behind you
It's what you leave behind you when you go

That's the story that our preacher told last Sunday
As he held that blood stained Bible up
For all of us to see
He said, "Bless the farmer
And the teacher
And the preacher
Who gave this Bible to my momma
Who read it to me"

There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway
Why there's not four of them now I guess we know
It's not what you take
When you leave this world behind you
It's what you leave behind you when you go

There are three wooden crosses on the right side of the highway......

Friday, November 17, 2006

My Nine Names

1.YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & color of underwear)
Fluffy Blue (Please, I am a serious artist...don't laugh)

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)
Neopolitan Double Chocolate (pretty sure I would be the first killed)

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name)
J-War (now that is hot)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:(fav color and fav animal)
Pink Frog (I will solve crime and look cute doing it)

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Meghan Petrolia (yes, thats my name)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name)
Warjedeg (I can't even pronounce that)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink )
Green Apple Cider (Wow, that is awesome)

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers)
Thomas James (not a race car driver thank God)

9.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Lee John Charles (I hope I never witness a crime and have to go under)

Now it is your turn